haven’t been home alone in forever so unfortunately my little brother has to be privy to my singing at the piano sessions 😔 it’s unavoidable i’m afraid because he plays computer in the same room where the piano lives and if i don’t piano sing once a week at least i get blockages

i loveeee reblogging something and knowing a mutual will like/reblog it bc it’s right in their wheelhouse and they DO. i am dropping treats into your enclosure ❤️

macroglossus:

that barbie gif of margot robbie running in an office building that tumblr keeps reposting makes no sense to me. the first guy flinging himself behind her is going FEET FIRST into a cubicle!!! why is he reversed!!! did someone throw him

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he is going this way ⬅️ by the way. somehow

coughloop:

hitting on a system of ancient river societies at the fertile crescent: “and is there a… Mistapotamia?”

beadyeyes:

beadyeyes:

Bringing a jar of apricot jam to the club

Giving out hits on disposable bamboo spoons

one thing about me? i’ve got what-ifs you wouldn’t consider in your wildest dreams. what-ifs coming out of the nose. just now i what-if’d that making this post would lead to someone. well i shan’t say because i what-if’d someone doing it out of spite

simoneashley:

sorry mom, i got a small unpopular blog to run

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hyrude:

call me raskolnikov the way i always feel sick and don’t know why

commissions are all well and good right up until the second i have to ask for payment 😭😭😭 so so so embarrassing for no reason

does anyone have any game recs like spiritfarer that make you want to die forever and scream and cry but are nevertheless cozy games

ssundiall:

ssundiall:

me watching the 4 command boxes of unknown origin open and then close right away as i start up my computer

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ok

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that barbie gif of margot robbie running in an office building that tumblr keeps reposting makes no sense to me. the first guy flinging himself behind her is going FEET FIRST into a cubicle!!! why is he reversed!!! did someone throw him

IF THE WORDS SEEM QUEER. AND FUNNY TO YOUR EAR. A LITTLE BIT JUMBLED. ANDJIVEY. SING MARES. EAT. OATS. AND DOES. EAT. OATS. AND LIT! TLE! LAMBS! EAT! IVY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

amygdalae:

Enjoy a drink on one of my special coasters. Yea I custom made them (the coasters) to be so light the drinks condensation makes em stick to the bottom of your glass, but still heavy enough that when it (the coaster) finally clatters to the ground it’s loud as fuck and shatters your nerves and makes you spill your drink everywhere. Why am I doing this? Well, it’s a sex thing for me

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aphrobites:

barbie blunt call that blurbie